I hope you stretched beforehand, folks, because it's time for our inaugural Translation Sensation! If you're confused, bewildered, and scared, just read the entry right below this one for details. Now, there will be no hints, no clues unless it becomes apparent that it's necessary. Alright then, *cracks knuckles*, here we go!
From English to Japanese to English:
I like the large bat, the other sibling is as for the bat with her, the girl you leaping to being plugged deeply with the jeans, when the itty bitty west of your surface which can and circular thing walking, the cause where wanna ' you of your tongue me cannot stop the baby of Ohio state of my stare which has been learned is caught and becomes aware Ooh of the keratin which it is possible a certain thing which cannot deny that you pull out and may feel me in that bat and the making obtaining as for I wanna wit'cha profit, to warn to me in your image in order My homeboys which is tried is taken, the gluteal area o' smooth skin where you say that wanna it enters in my benz? Those getting wet and sweating hell ' her of dancin ' romancin, it was good, me me, ' the average groupy which is not it looked at me who am used for bringing, uses, goin like turbo ' Vette to that ' is asked as for me as for magazine Sayin her the thing ' level bat which obtains the fact that so it stuffs back section many is tired fellas, in him of acquisition of general black personal affairs, being obtained! (It can obtain,! ) Fellas! (It can obtain,! ) Did your girl friend obtain the bat? (It can obtain, the hell! That) it shakes that, call to those! (Vibrating that! ) Shake that! (Vibrating that! ) Do to connect thing shake healthily! The baby returned! (The surface of LA of profit of ??????) the baby returned!
Remember, if you'd like to take a stab at what original popular word combination this once was, just leave a comment for this entry with your guess, and I'll either affirm your accuracy, or destroy every last one of your hopes and dreams. No pressure.
If you're lucky enough to win, this week's valuable prize is . . . a new car! Yessirree, this superb-condition pickup truck can be all yours if you're the winner of this week's Translation Sensation! This truck is "pimped out" enough to be rolling on .25 inch rims, as well as possessing custom artwork on the hood and sides. There is ample space to be found in the truck bed, obviously enough to hold not one, but two surfboards. This truck, which goes by "Wave Hog," has incredibly low mileage, estimated to have only traveled roughly 18 feet during its prior ownership. However, I must let you know that this truck has seen its fair share of accidents, mostly from a roadway that, incomprehensibly, possessed treacherous roads and life-threatening intersections. "Deadman's Upside-Down Loop," as the kids call it, can be seen here. There you have it, everyone, if you can guess our very first Translation Sensation, this sweet whip can be yours! Good Guessin'!
If you're lucky enough to win, this week's valuable prize is . . . a new car! Yessirree, this superb-condition pickup truck can be all yours if you're the winner of this week's Translation Sensation! This truck is "pimped out" enough to be rolling on .25 inch rims, as well as possessing custom artwork on the hood and sides. There is ample space to be found in the truck bed, obviously enough to hold not one, but two surfboards. This truck, which goes by "Wave Hog," has incredibly low mileage, estimated to have only traveled roughly 18 feet during its prior ownership. However, I must let you know that this truck has seen its fair share of accidents, mostly from a roadway that, incomprehensibly, possessed treacherous roads and life-threatening intersections. "Deadman's Upside-Down Loop," as the kids call it, can be seen here. There you have it, everyone, if you can guess our very first Translation Sensation, this sweet whip can be yours! Good Guessin'!
Clockwise from bottom left: Bird's Eye View of "Wave Hog," Side View of "Wave Hog," Front View of "Wave Hog," "Wave Hog" and Sexy Companion.
3 Comments:
You really spent time translating "Baby Got Back" into Japanese and then back into English? You need a hobby.
Congratulations, Betsy, you're the new proud owner of a Hot Wheels automobile. And yes, I do need a hobby.
For the record, I'm Pete's older sister, so I'm entitled to give him a hard time.
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