Who Is the Ketchup to Brady Quinn's Mustard?

Care of the sycophants at Kissing Suzy Kolber, I witnessed something that wouldn't make my Top 1000 Things I'd Expect to See Anywhere Ever: Brady Quinn, Quarterback Extraordinaire and Mussed Hair Prodigy, dressed up as an oversized bottle of mustard.

See, I told you. I told you straight out what I was talking about, and you're still shocked when you see it.

That being said, it's obvious the picture was taken at a Halloween party. Either that, or there's suddenly much larger concerns about Brady than his accuracy on throws over 30 yards.

Since it's a Halloween party, we can somewhat safely assume the picture was taken in South Bend, and we can only somewhat safely assume that his Catsup Cohort is probably a fellow football team member. We can assume that because only other football team members don't look like mutant dwarves next to Brady Quinn, and because he's a black guy in South Bend. Kidding. Kind of.

With all this in mind, who the hell is this guy? Most ND students learn the faces of the football players relatively well, but I can't for the life of me place Heinz 57 over here.

So, Irish fans, thoughts on who Brady's fellow condiment is?

UPDATE: Savvy commentator 'Anonymous' pointed out that Brady's bud is most likely former free safety and high school classmate Chinedum Ndukwe. Here's a pic for comparison:
Looks like a match to me. Of course, considering it was the Ndukwe family that pointed out to then head coach Tyrone Willingham that there was a super-great quarterback from Chinedum's high school who loved Notre Dame and maybe they would want to consider extending an offer, I think it's only fair that Brady let Ndukwe be Ketchup, King of the Condiments.